2008

“The semicolon is a transvestite hermaphrodite.”
— Kurt Vonnegut

The Kurt Plus Plus

It was the strangest Kurt performance ever. Instead of the New York Society for Ethical Culture...

Exchange I Just Heard in the Library

This is as best as I remember it: Woman A: Don’t call him “professor” and...

A New One From the Diary of Fletcher...

Fletcher McPherson is everything that I’m not, and I simultaneously envy him and despise him....

“I think that fact might make it difficult for me to find...”
— Kurt Rosenwinkel on his claim...

uh oh

The Tristano School is messing me up. The story is a well-kept secret, and I’m not sure why...

National Greek Soccer Team Fan Club...

I’m reading three books at once. Haven’t read for maybe five months, and now I must be...

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congeners

Not thinking very well right now, haven’t been able to for a week. Got some things coming up;...

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What??

I think every May 19th for the past ten years has been one of the most frustrating and saddest days...

Charley Kaplan and Peter Teichroew

After Birthday

I woke up still crying after having a dream about being curled up in the fetal position and crying...

this is what I do when i go out. Run the king’s...

Apology

Sorry for dragging you guys out onto the fire escape when Nora obviously wanted to go to bed. Also...

All the things...

Sometimes when I’m down I try to remember to be happy about the stuff that is easy to take for...

Birthday card for my mom.

Word of the day plus

Confabulate. This weekend was interesting. On Sunday night T-bone, Julian, and I saw Professor Dave...

“Makes me want to break out my best pair of corduroys.”
— Fuller - Lighting...

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Curiosity

I think that out of a compulsion to find rich and strange things I end up coming close to killing...

I'm so tired

Welp, another fantasy draws to a close. I’m tired of fantasies, they always seem to draw to a...

April

I thought I had things figured out at least a little bit. But it turns out I don’t, and now...

“H” is for Hipster, Hasid, Help me

Sunny Day, Sweeping the Clouds Away

I spent a day and a half in Williamsburg, and although I had many striking experiences, the most...

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 relaxing on the axis

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These Foolish Things (Remind Me of You)

I’m so confused. Here are some questions I have: Are ethics boards at financial companies just...

Wash me of my transgressions